Girly Girls

We are raising three of the girliest girls on the planet. I now present the photographic evidence to back up this assertion:

Exhibit A: Little Painted Ladies. Where in the world did Chloe learn that cover girl pout she is rocking in the photo? I took this picture after I caught them playing with my lipstick. Despite endless warnings and severe punishments, the girls CANNOT resist beauty products. I find my make-up drawer ransacked on a regular basis.

Exhibit B: Piper Seated. I think that Piper is the girliest of all, which is quite an accomplishment in this family. When you factor in her love of blow-outs, the fact that she regularly sits with her legs crossed, and her penchant for wearing princess dresses around the house (I'm a mean mama and make her change before we go out), she beats her sisters by a hair. A very curly hair.

Exhibit C: Suffering for Fashion. Piper HAS to wear these shoes everywhere. They are two sizes too big and make her trip a lot. At the ripe old age of three, Piper has decided she is willing to suffer for a cute pair of shoes. I feel I suffer for these shoes, too, because man, is she slow in these things! We almost missed the school bus yesterday because of them.

Exhibit D: Appreciating A Bargain. Speaking of shoes that are too big, Sadie is a big fan of my $3 silver flats from Target. Even the baby is making bold fashion statements.

How did they get like this? Am I solely responsible for this kind of behavior? And more importantly, how are we ever going to make it through their teen years if they continue on like this?

I think I'd better get them to a football game ASAP.