Kell's Belles: A Quiz

Saturday, August 2, 2008

A Quiz

Those of you who know me well know how much I love to take tests (and get graded! And no, I am not kidding). Since I'm celebrating successfully giving birth 3 years ago, I'm indulging myself (it was hard). Here is a quiz about our little birthday girl. I am so getting an "A" on this. How well do you know this sweet little monkey we call Piper?

1. Piper was born in
a. Glendale, CA
b. Englewood, CO
c. Sandy, UT
d. London, England

2. Piper has to wear _______ every day.
a. A baseball cap
b. A Jazz t-shirt
c. A dress
d. A pair of ruby slippers

3. Piper makes a three with her fingers
a. the normal way
b. with a modified rockstar devil horns sign
c. with a gang sign
d. both b and c

4. Piper's middle name is
a. Jayne
b. Rose
c. Marie
d. This is a trick. She doesn't have one.

5. Piper specifically requested ______ cupcakes for her birthday.
a. chocolate
b. yellow and chocolate marble with pink frosting
c. red velvet
d. yummy

6. Two special, surprise visitors showed up at her birthday party. They were:
a. Charlie and Lola
b. Grandma Rose and PeePaw all the way from Phoenix, AZ!
c. A clown and a magician
d. Christian Bale and his mother

7. Piper's party had a _______ theme.
a. Little Einsteins
b. Circus
c. Zoo
d. Princess

8. Piper's sisters were _______ while she opened presents.
a. Totally jealous
b. Throwing big fits
c. Pretty well-behaved because our generous relatives brought things for them, too
d. asleep

9. Piper is a _______ little girl.
a. Darling
b. Sweet
c. 3-year-old
d. Funny

10. The name "Piper" comes from:
a. A random list of names; we just liked the sound of it.
b. One of our pioneer ancestors
c. Our favorite bird, the Sand Piper
d. Those eleven pipers piping in the 12 Days of Christmas; we admire their fortitude

11. This quiz is ________.
a. Pretty lame
b. Very self-indulgent
c. Boring for blog readers
d. all of the above

ANSWERS: Grade your own paper. No cheating!
1. a 2. c 3. d 4. c 5. b 6. b 7. d 8. c 9. I'll accept any answer 10. a 11. d, obviously

Share your score in the comments section!

5 comments:

Laura LeeAugust 2, 2008 at 1:59 PM
I did pretty darn well on this quiz with the exception of the cupcake one. That's a sophisticated request for a three year old.

Piper is all the above! I love that little girl.
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Sarah SAugust 2, 2008 at 9:54 PM
I think you're quiz is fun! Though I am sad to say I just wrote down the answers and went through it learning the right ones :)
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The Garber FamilyAugust 3, 2008 at 8:09 PM
What a great idea! Cute little pop quiz. I especially liked how you managed to fit Christian Bale in there somewhere.
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Lisa Marie TrentAugust 4, 2008 at 4:03 PM
I guess Aunt Laura didn't have one of those surprisingly delicious cupcakes.

I got all right except the first one. I thought Chloe was the one born in California.

Weird.
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MarieAugust 8, 2008 at 2:32 AM
SUCH an adorable three-year-old belle! I have to say that I only missed two (2) on the Piper quiz, and only the questions that depended on being presents at the b-day event for herself. I held that baby when she was only four hours old! And now she's three (3!) man, the prom and college and just around the corner... (I can't wait for THAT blog, Kelly)

XO,
Auntie Mimi
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My Favorite Chloe-isms

"Sorry we're late. We were playing this really, really, really fun game. It's like time stopped....just for us..."
"I don't know whether to believe reality or fantasy." Chloe, on contemplating the existence of Santa Claus
"I do bath stories. I'm a bath story mastermind." Chloe, convincing me that she should go entertain her bathing sisters.
"We'll just have to remind them to remove the singing robots." Chloe, as Carter tried to convince her she shouldn't be afraid to ride Splash Mountain when we visit Disneyland this month.
"I hate my math book. It poisons my mind." Chloe, after being asked to complete her math homework.
"I had such a rough day that I think I'm going to die of roughness." Chloe, reflecting on a tough day at school that included a recess injury that required a visit from Mom.
"Whew! I have such a headache from using my brain all day!" Chloe, upon completing her homework after school.
"This land is free. But you don't let me be free!" Chloe, upon being denied access to a television program.
"I've had the fear of silence since I was three years old." No doubt!
"You might need to know Sadie needs more practice at that." Chloe, to her Aunt Katie after Sadie was told to be patient while Katie was driving.
"These sleeves are not pleasing to me." Chloe, trying on a dress with her aunt.
"Is Santa aware? It's not like I'm going for a coal collection." Chloe, after being told she could stay up past her bedtime at a sleepover party at her aunt's house.
"We get to pig out on french fries?!?" Chloe, speaking for her sisters, after being offered my leftover fries.
"Because I'm more smarter than some people!" Chloe, explaining why she only has to do part of her weekly spelling list. Touche, Chloe. Touche.
"Nobody is sitting next to me. I guess I'm not very popular . . ." Chloe, upon realizing she was the only one sitting on the couch during Scripture Picture time.
"I'm not a dress kind of girl." Chloe, on why she doesn't want to wear a dress to school.
"I got moved to Table 3. Now I'm boy-trapped!" Chloe, explaining her dire circumstances in school (she had to be moved because she was talking too much).
"Sorry about the racket, Daddy. We're laughing our heads off!" Chloe, after being confronted about the noise level in the playroom.
"I'm a person who is NOT a statue!" Chloe, after being commanded to hold still while getting her hair done.
"If only my hair weren't messy, I'd go watch them." Chloe, on the possibility of observing her father play basketball early one Saturday morning.
"Does that mean he was a zombie?" Chloe, after hearing the story of Lazarus being raised from the dead.
"I was just talking to the dentist today about the Chesire Cat's teeth! What a coincidence!" Chloe, happening upon her little sisters watching Alice in Wonderland (on the same day as her dental check-up).
"I hate these [jeans]. It looks like a bear scratched them." Chloe, casting aspersions on her distressed jean shorts.
"C'mon Piper! Let's go do a happy dance!" Chloe, upon learning some good news.
"Mommy!!!!! Piper's being a tattle-taaaaaaaale!!!!!" Chloe, from another room, in a whiny tone.
"I need a zipper for my mouth!" Chloe, brainstorming ideas about how to talk less "excessively" in class.
"I felt like Piper was making me be a mad machine today." Chloe, discussing why she kept getting in trouble for fighting with her sister.
"Mommy, you don't need to say anything else. I can tell how mad you are." Chloe, interrupting me mid-lecture (it was on why one should NOT dump out a laundry basket of folded laundry on the floor).
"Do you know why I didn't say 'Amen' ? Because my mouth was full of food." Chloe, after a blessing on dinner.
"I stick my finger up there all the time so I should be used to it." Chloe, upon learning she would be receiving her flu vaccine via a mist up her nose. The PA had to leave the room he was laughing so hard. He said it is definitely one of the Top Ten funniest things he's heard a kid say during his tenure in the office.
"Sure, I know what that is--a celebration with pies!" Chloe, when asked what a "python" is.
"I can't help it. I'm a 'why' person." Chloe, explaining why she has to follow everything I tell her to do with 1.5 million questions.
"Whoa! Tessa just did a firework of spit-up!" Chloe, describing her sister's gastrointestinal distress.
"Uh, Piper, do you know about cops?" Chloe, in response to Piper's request that Carter drive the car faster.
"I know. I'm a wild animal. You should take me to the forest now." Chloe, after she accidently banged into Tessa and was told she was being too wild (both Chloe and baby were bawling when this was uttered).
"Too bad you have to love your enemies." Chloe, after a lesson on the Beatitudes.
"Mommy, I can't go to sleep because a bad thing is worrying me. Is Mad Cow Disease contagious?" Chloe, calling from her bed.
"I hate cleaning up. Cleaning is NOT awesome!" Chloe, on picking up toys.
"Can I have some cinnamon on this? [Vanilla yougurt] tastes a little silly without cinnamon." ~Chloe's request at lunch.
"Please bless that Piper can be even gooder." Chloe, in prayer
"I'm so glad I have a mommy who is powerful." Uttered by Chloe after I replaced the batteries in a previously non-functioning toy.
"I need a new brain. This one thinks up bad things to do." Chloe, after being caught doing something naughty
"Nobody wants to go outside. Not even strangers. Only me." ~Chloe's response when I refused to let her play unsupervised in the front yard during a snow storm